Mar 062012
 

2011

(delivered to babies in hospital room) “I used to be like you, a long time ago. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you’re more likely to end up selling your bodies on the streets or selling dope from dirty needles in a bus stop and if you’re successful you’ll make money selling junk to crackheads and you won’t think twice about killing someone’s wife or even know it was wrong in the first place. Maybe you’ll end up like me, a HOBO… WITH A SHOTGUN!!

 

2010

“It must be some kind of…..HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!”

 

2009

[Wait till the very very end of the movie. Paul Rudd pauses significantly, then says:] “I LOVE YOU, MAN.”

 

2008

“The truth is… (pause)… I am IRON MAN.”

 

2007

“Listen up, everybody!  They’ve got Ben Wade up there, and they plan to put him on the 3:10 TO YUMA!!!”

To see the nominees by year go here

To see the main posting of award categories go here

To see the main posting of category sections go here

Earlier Years Will Be Added as they are compiled.

Mar 052012
 

2011

“So what do you do?” “I Drive.”

(delivered to babies in hospital room) ”I used to be like you, a long time ago. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you’re more likely to end up selling your bodies on the streets or selling dope from dirty needles in a bus stop and if you’re successful you’ll make money selling junk to crackheads and you won’t think twice about killing someone’s wife or even know it was wrong in the first place. Maybe you’ll end up like me, a HOBO… WITH A SHOTGUN!!”

Our Idiot Brother just ruined our lives!”

“The name’s….. Rango.”

“It’s a program called the Source Code.” “What is the Source Code?”

 

2010

“It must be some kind of…..Hot Tub Time Machine!” (stare at camera)  [Plus: "One, Two, Three... HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" ]

“What do you want from us?” ”Inception.”

“Who are you?” “I’m Kick-Ass.”

(sung) “And never…” (backup) “never!” “…never…” “never!” “….never…”  “Never! Let…. Me Go!”

“They tell me you’re a man with… True Grit!”

 

2009

“I think I have this thing where I need everyone to think I’m this quoteunquote FANTASTIC MR. FOX.”

“Bad career choice, then. Because comedy? Is for FUNNY PEOPLE.”]

[Wait till the very very end of the movie. Paul Rudd pauses significantly, then says:] I LOVE YOU, MAN.

“I’ve had quite a bit of tsuris lately. Marital problems, professional – you name it. This is not a frivolous request. This is a ser – I’m a ser – I’m, uh… I’ve tried to be A SERIOUS MAN, you know?”

[over the closing credits:] “Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin, and I recently lost my job. I wrote this song as sort of a statement about uncertainty and having a certain amount of anxiety about the future. So maybe you can use it in your movie. [sings] I’m UP IN THE AIR…”

 

2008

Flash of Genius

“The truth is… (pause)… I am IRON MAN.”

Standard Operating Procedure

WAAAAH AHHLLLLEEEEEE

“…YOU DON’T MESS with the ZOHAN!!”

HONOURABLE MENTION goes to “He’s a silent guardian… a watchful protector… a Dark Knight” – one definite article away from being possibly the Greatest Title Scream Ever in the History of Everything

 

2007

1408 isn’t like that. It’s an evil fucking room!”

“Listen up, everybody!  They’ve got Ben Wade up there, and they plan to put him on the 3:10 TO YUMA!!!”

“Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was DEATH PROOF? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% DEATH PROOF.”

(Baddie gives speech listing everyone’s jobs.) (Hero asks:) “…so what am I gonna do?” (Baddie replies:) “You’ve got the most important job of all. (pause) …You’re THE LOOKOUT!”

“You know who know do whackado..rattatatta! Hey, why do they call it that?” “What?” “RATATOUILLE!”

To see the winners by year go here

To see the main posting of award categories go here

To see the main posting of category sections go here

Earlier Years Will Be Added as they are compiled.

Mar 032012
 

 This section title pretty much speaks for itself, containing many familiar awards categories such as Best Original/Adapted Screenplay, Visual Effects, Art and Set Design and Best Original Music/Song but also many esoteric awards like – Best Title Scream Moment(s), Best Hats, Best Monstercraft, The Michelle Yeoh Award For Best Fighting and more eclectic acting nods like Best Animated Character (Lead & Supporting), Best Animal and an award for Sexiest Sexiness.

 

Top Winners from this section this year include:

 

The Artist wins 3 Awards here

Best Original Music Ludovic Bource

Best Art and Set Design

Best Animal Uggie, the dog

 

Attack The Block also wins 3

Best Original Screenplay Joe Cornish

Best Monstercraft

The “Dario” Award For Most Spine-Crawlingest Creepiness

 

Bridesmaids joins the above with 3 Wins!

Best Compiled Soundtrack

Best Vehicle Kristen’s crappy, crappy car [and get that taillight fixed!]

Best Food  [burritos, giant cookie, etc]

 

Other Notable Award Winners:

 

The Adventures of Tintin wins 2 awards!

Best Credit Sequence

Best Animated Character (Supporting) Captain Haddock

 

Hobo With A Shotgun wins it’s second award:

Best Title Scream Moments(s) 

[This most awesome Title Scream is best appreciated by watching the below trailer]

 

The full list of winner for the 31st Silver Lenas Movie Awards will be posted no later than Tomorrow (March 4th, 2012) Afternoon.

Continuing thanks to Dorothy Birtalan for the feed.