Mar 042012
 

THE “WRATH OF KAEL” AWARD FOR SLOPPIEST SCREENPLAY

Green Lantern

MOST MISUSED PLAYER

Rene Russo  Thor

MOST OBTRUSIVE PRODUCT PLACEMENT

Green Lantern [silly hotwheels scene]

THE “BIG MALLET THAT GOES BOK BOK” AWARD

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

[ 9/11 WAS BAD!!! ]

MOST SEXIST SEXISM

I Don’t Know How She (Is Allowed To Keep Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes) Does It Sarah Jessica Parker

“SHORT CIRCUIT 2″ AWARD FOR MOST INEPT DISGUISING OF TORONTO

No Award

MOST UNDERRATED FILM

Source Code

MOST OVERRATED FILM

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

BEST HISTORY

The Artist

WORST HISTORY

Anonymous

[presenting utter bullshit Shakespeare theories as though they deserve any consideration]

BEST TRAILER

The Dark Knight Rises

WORST TRAILER

Jack and Jill

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