Mar 042012
 

THE “WRATH OF KAEL” AWARD FOR SLOPPIEST SCREENPLAY

Green Lantern

MOST MISUSED PLAYER

Rene Russo  Thor

MOST OBTRUSIVE PRODUCT PLACEMENT

Green Lantern [silly hotwheels scene]

THE “BIG MALLET THAT GOES BOK BOK” AWARD

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

[ 9/11 WAS BAD!!! ]

MOST SEXIST SEXISM

I Don’t Know How She (Is Allowed To Keep Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes) Does It Sarah Jessica Parker

“SHORT CIRCUIT 2″ AWARD FOR MOST INEPT DISGUISING OF TORONTO

No Award

MOST UNDERRATED FILM

Source Code

MOST OVERRATED FILM

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

BEST HISTORY

The Artist

WORST HISTORY

Anonymous

[presenting utter bullshit Shakespeare theories as though they deserve any consideration]

BEST TRAILER

The Dark Knight Rises

WORST TRAILER

Jack and Jill

Go To The Bestest and Coolest Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The Technical, Artistic and Not Quite Human Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The  Worst, Least and Sometimes Most Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The Critic’s Eye Awards Nominees

Go To The Categoria Esoterica Awards Winners Nominees

Go to the 31st Annual Silver Lenas Movie Awards Main Postings Winners Nominees

 

Mar 032012
 

This section has it’s critical eye devoted to Awards that speak of the more subjective views of the filmmakers art and results.  They include Most Overrated/Underrated Film, Sloppiest Screenplay, Most Obtrusive Product Placement and Best/Worst Trailer.

Highlights from the winners in the Critic’s Eye Section:

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close wins 2 of it’s three nominations:

Most Overrated Film

The Big Mallet That Goes Bok Bok! [9/11 was bad!]

And hey, doesn’t that poster come close to plagiarizing the poster from Home Alone?

Green Lantern also wins 2 awards here:

The “Wrath of Kael” For Sloppiest Screenplay

Most Obtrusive Product Placement [for it's silly Hotwheels scene]

Other notable Awards handed out for this section:

Best Trailer The Dark knight Rises (the first of many the film will win – It’s predecessor was nominated for 27, won  7 )

Best History The Artist (the first of many for this Best Film Candidate and Major Oscar Winner)

 

The full list of winner for the 31st Silver Lenas Movie Awards will be posted no later than Tomorrow (march 4th, 2012) Afternoon.

Many thanks to Dorothy Birtalan for the feed.