Mar 042012
 

THE “JON BUNNYMAN” AWARD FOR ARTISTIC EXCELLENCE THROUGH THE INTENTIONAL AND JUDICIOUS USE OF BAD WRITING
 
Super 8  [Zombie film made by kids and shown at end]

THE “DEATH MACHINE” AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN NO-BUDGET FILMMAKING

Attack the Block

THE “DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE” AWARD FOR REALLY MESSING WITH YOUR BRAIN

You Are Here

“COMPANIERO” AWARD FOR WHEN SOMEBODY PLAYS THEMSELVES AS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Neil Patrick Harris  A Very Harold & Kumar 3d Christmas

“ANDRE THE GIANT” AWARD FOR USE OF ATHLETES IN FILM

Casey Bond  Moneyball

THE “STEVEY SEAGULL” AWARD FOR GREATEST MOVIE MONSTROSITY

James Franco & Anne Hathaway

[REALLY Terrible Oscar hosts -even worse than 2010’s Seagull nominees Baldwin/Martin!]

THE “JACKIE CHAN” AWARD FOR HAPPIEST MOVIE GOODNESS

Tributes to silent film dominate year-end kudos while 3D struggles at box office!

Go To The Bestest and Coolest Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The Technical, Artistic and Not Quite Human Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The  Worst, Least and Sometimes Most Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The Critic’s Eye Awards Winners Nominees

Go To The Categoria Esoterica Awards Nominees

Go to the 31st Annual Silver Lenas Movie Awards Main Postings Winners Nominees

 

Feb 152012
 

Canadian indie film You Are Here and The Muppets are tied leading in this section with 3 nominations.

Snowboarder Shaun White matches last years winner Paulo Roberto (of both Companiero and Andre The Giant Awards) with nominations for both categories for his performance in Friends With Benefits.

THE “JON BUNNYMAN” AWARD FOR ARTISTIC EXCELLENCE THROUGH THE INTENTIONAL AND JUDICIOUS USE OF BAD WRITING

Captain America: the First Avenger  [esp. USO Tour]

The Muppets 

Super 8  [Zombie film made by kids and shown at end]

You Are Here

Young Adult  [Charlize's horrible young-adult fiction]

 

THE “DEATH MACHINE” AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN NO-BUDGET FILMMAKING

Attack the Block

Hobo With a Shotgun

POM Presents the Greatest Movie Ever Sold

Trollhunter

You Are Here

 

THE “DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE” AWARD FOR REALLY MESSING WITH YOUR BRAIN

The Adjustment Bureau

The Butcher, The Chef, & the Swordsman

Rango

Source Code

You Are Here

 

“COMPANIERO” AWARD FOR WHEN SOMEBODY PLAYS THEMSELVES AS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Jack Black  The Muppets

Neil Patrick Harris  Harold & Kumar XMas

David Hasselhoff  Hop

Matt Lauer  The Beaver

Shaun White  Friends With Benefits

 

“ANDRE THE GIANT” AWARD FOR USE OF ATHLETES IN FILM

Casey Bond  Moneyball  [played Chad Bradford]

Royce Clayton  Moneyball  [played Miguel Tejada]

Mike Tyson  The Hangover II

Various wrestlers & MMA  Warrior

Shaun White  Friends With Benefits

 

THE “STEVEY SEAGULL” AWARD FOR GREATEST MOVIE MONSTROSITY

Errol Morris’s “Tabloid” unreleased despite strong reaction on festival circuit

Glee 3D takes theatre space away from real movies (I thought the Five Minute Hate was only upposed to last five minutes!  Orwell was wrong!)

Interactive smartphone ads before movies, a new level of aggravation

James Franco & Anne Hathaway: REALLY Terrible Oscar hosts (even worse than last year’s Seagull nominees Baldwin/Martin!)

Transformers 3 is bullcrap, makes bazillions, and we’re too weary to even bother nominating it for Worst Film

 

THE “JACKIE CHAN” AWARD FOR HAPPIEST MOVIE GOODNESS

Bridesmaids proves there can be female-driven blockbuster hits!

The Comedy Stylings of Alex:  Providing last year’s award trivia, and saving The Editing Room!

Marvel Studios releases three good movies (Thor, X-Men, CaptainAmerica)!

The Muppets are back in the movies!

Tributes to silent film dominate year-end kudos while 3D struggles at box office!

 

See The Bestest and Coolest Categories Nominees
See The Technical, Artistic and Not Quite Human Categories Nominees
See The Worst, Least and Sometimes Most Categories Nominees
See The Critic’s Eye Categories Nominees

Go to the 31st Annual Silver Lenas Movie Awards Nominations Announcement Posting