“Beware of The Blob. It creeps and leaps,
and glides, and slides across the floor.
Right through the door,
And all around the wall.
A splotch, a blotch,
Be careful of The Blob.”
There isn’t really much to the lyrics, simply a description of what one of the most iconic sci-fi monsters from the classic sci-fi horror era. áAnd of course the song is so cute it really fails to instill any real terror of the alien creature it is urging we beware of. áRather perverse, really.
Don’t believe me, take a listen: