Mar 242013
 

No standouts here, but it’s notable to see big winners Moonrise Kingdom and The Avengers score in this section.

 

THE “JON BUNNYMAN” AWARD FOR ARTISTIC EXCELLENCE THROUGH THE INTENTIONAL AND JUDICIOUS USE OF BAD WRITING
 
Moonrise Kingdom

THE “DEATH MACHINE” AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN NO-BUDGET FILMMAKING

Chronicle

THE “DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE” AWARD FOR REALLY MESSING WITH YOUR BRAIN

The Cabin in the Woods

“COMPANIERO”¯ AWARD FOR WHEN SOMEBODY PLAYS THEMSELVES AS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Sam J. Jones, Ted

“ANDRE THE GIANT”¯ AWARD FOR USE OF ATHLETES IN FILM

Gina Carano, Haywire

THE “STEVEY SEAGULL”¯ AWARD FOR GREATEST MOVIE MONSTROSITY

Disney’s marketing director orders John Carter of Mars title changed to John Carter and does the worst marketing job on a movie ever

THE “JACKIE CHAN¯ AWARD FOR HAPPIEST MOVIE GOODNESS

The Avengers finally makes the Hulk into a likeable character and a box office draw after two horrible movies

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Mar 242013
 

The Dark Knight Rises, Cosmopolis and Argo earn 2 awards each in this section, and yes, none of it good.

 

THE “WRATH OF KAEL” AWARD FOR SLOPPIEST SCREENPLAY

The Dark Knight Rises

MOST MISUSED PLAYER

Susan Sarandon, That’s My Boy

MOST OBTRUSIVE PRODUCT PLACEMENT

Cosmopolis

THE “BIG MALLET THAT GOES BOK BOK” AWARD

The Dark Knight Rises

MOST SEXIST SEXISM

What to Expect When You’re Expecting

“SHORT CIRCUIT 2″ AWARD FOR MOST INEPT DISGUISING OF TORONTO

Cosmopolis

MOST UNDERRATED FILM

John Carter

MOST OVERRATED FILM

Argo

BEST HISTORY

Moonrise Kingdom

WORST HISTORY

Argo

BEST TRAILER

Skyfall

WORST TRAILER

The Smurfs 2

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Mar 242013
 

Most loathed film of the year, Battleship, leads here with all it’s 4 ‘worst’ awards.  Ridley Scott’s Prometheus also earns a pair, including one for himself.  The Hobbit:An Unexpected Journey also manages a pair here, oh well.

WORST FILM

Battleship [USA Dir: Peter Berg]

WORST DIRECTOR

Ridley Scott, Prometheus

WORST ACTOR

Taylor Kitsch, Battleship

WORST ACTRESS

[tie] Rihanna, Battleship
[tie] Kristen Stewart, Snow White and the Huntsman

WORST VILLAIN

The Engineers, Prometheus

MOST OVERPLAYED ROLE

Sylvester McCoy, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

MOST UNDERPLAYED ROLE

Marion Cotillard, The Dark Knight Rises

LEAST CONVINCING SCREEN COUPLE

Taylor Kitsch and Brooklyn Decker, Battleship

WORST MUSIC

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

WORST SONG

“Just Cruisin’”, Men in Black 3

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Mar 242013
 

Overall awards leader, Moonrise Kingdom leads this section with half of it’s 10 awards won here.  Skyfall does strongly as well with 4 awards.  And John Carter earns special commendations here as well with 3 awards.

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Wes Anderson, Moonrise Kingdom

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

[tie] David Magee, Life of Pi
[tie] Joss Whedon and Zak Penn, The Avengers

BEST TITLE SCREAM MOMENT(S)

“Gun.” “Shot.” “Murder.” “Occupation.” “Country.” “England.” “SKYFALL.” [pause] “SKYFALL.” “Done.”

BEST ORIGINAL MUSIC

Alexandre Desplat, Moonrise Kingdom

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

“Skyfall,” Skyfall

BEST COMPILED SOUNDTRACK

Django Unchained

BEST ANIMATED CHARACTER [LEAD]

Norman, ParaNorman

BEST ANIMATED CHARACTER [SUPPORTING]

Tars Tarkis, John Carter

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS 

John Carter

THE “ERIC STOLTZ’S HEAD” AWARD FOR WIDESCREEN COMPOSITION

Moonrise Kingdom

ART DIRECTION & SET DESIGN

Moonrise Kingdom

BEST COSTUMES

The Hunger Games

BEST HATS

Dredd

BEST MONSTERCRAFT

John Carter

THE “DARIO” AWARD FOR MOST SPINE-CRAWLINGEST CREEPINESS

The Cabin in the Woods

 BEST CREDIT SEQUENCE

[tie] Moonrise Kingdom
[tie] Skyfall

 THE “BULLITT CONNECTION” AWARD FOR BEST CHASE SEQUENCE(S)

Skyfall

BEST VEHICLE

S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier, The Avengers

BEST ANIMAL

Fritz the horse, Django Unchained

THE “SEXIEST SEXINESS” AWARD

Daniel Craig and Naomie Harris, Skyfall

BEST FOOD

The Hunger Games

THE MICHELLE YEOH AWARD FOR BEST FIGHTING

The Raid: Redemption

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Mar 242013
 

Coolest Film winner The Avengers (4 awards) edges out Best Film winner Moonrise Kingdom in total awards in this category section, while Django Unchained also manages to pick up 3 acting awards to tie for runner up.  And special congrats to Chinese/Hong Kong actioner Let the Bullet’s fly for scoring two awards as well.

 

BEST FILM

Moonrise Kingdom [USA Dir: Wes Anderson]

BEST DIRECTOR

Wes Anderson, Moonrise Kingdom

BEST ACTOR

Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

BEST ACTRESS

Judi Dench, Skyfall

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Bruce Willis, Moonrise Kingdom

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables

BEST VILLAIN

Samuel L. Jackson, Django Unchained

BEST PLAYER WITH <=2 SCENES

Harry Dean Stanton, The Avengers

COOLEST FILM

The Avengers  [USA Dir: Joss Whedon]

COOLEST DIRECTOR

Joss Whedon, The Avengers

COOLEST ACTOR

Daniel Craig, Skyfall

COOLEST ACTRESS

Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games

COOLEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

You Ge, Let the Bullets Fly

COOLEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Scarlett Johansson, The Avengers

COOLEST VILLAIN

Chow Yun-Fat, Let the Bullets Fly

BEST BUDDY ACT

Christoph Waltz & Jamie Foxx, Django Unchained

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Mar 242013
 

Young Love outmuscles the worlds greatest hero’s and the most enduring Movie Spy in film!

2012 was a year dominated by franchise heavyweights, best exemplified by The Avengers, the Marvel tentpole that racked up a staggering amount of nominations, including both Best Picture and Coolest Picture.  Other contenders such as the latest and perhaps the most critically praised James Bond film of all time, Skyfall and Quentin Tarantino’s latest revenge fantasy, Django Unchained managed all copious nominations across the board.  But it was a smaller, more personal film that rose above them all, according to the Silver Lenas voters, and that was the ode to 60′s youthful love, Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom.

This year’s awards is also notable for not one or two, but three, ties for awards in the categories of Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Credit Sequence(s), and Worst Actress!

This Years Big Winnere (for films shown in TorontoCanada in 2012):

10 Awards – Moonrise Kingdom

Overtaking heavy competition, Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom pulled of an impressive 10 wins this year.  It picked up Best Film as well as Best Director/and Original Screenplay Awards for Wes Anderson.  The voters were also pleased with it’s vision of the early 1960′s, giving it awards for Art Direction & Set Design as well as for Best History. And in appreciation of Wes Anderson’s enduring quirkiness, the film also scored a tie for Best Credit Sequence (with Skyfall) and the enviable “Jon Bunnyman” Award For Artistic Excellence Though The Intentional And Judicious Use Of Bad Writing

8 Awards – Despite leading the nominations with 27, The Avengers managed only 8 wins, but that was enough for a second place tie (in a year of ties) with the other runner up, James Bond 23, Skyfall.  The Avengers was voted the Coolest Film of the year, and won for Joss Whedon both the Coolest Director Award and a Best Adapted Screenplay Award (shared with Life of Pi‘s David Magee).  Along with those awards, the film also managed a Best Vehicle Award (for the S.H.E.I.L.D Helicarrier) as well as the coveted “Jackie Chan” Award for Bestest Goodness by managing to make the Hulk actually entertaining in this go around.

8 Awards - Skyfall impressed the voters enough to vault it up to a second place tie with the Avengers.  Perennial favorite, Daniel Craig scored a Coolest Actor Award for his performance Bond, and a Sexiest Sexiness award (shared with co-stare Naomie Harris).  Outgoing M, Judi Dench also picked up a Best Actress Award.  Not to be ignored on the technical side, the film also earned a Best Credit Sequence (shared with Moonrise Kingdom) as well as a “Bullet Connection” Award for best chase sequence(s).

Other 2010 notable winners:

5 Awards – Django Unchained

The voters enjoyed Quentin Tarantino’s spaghetti western styled film enough to hand Christoph Waltz another 2 Silver Lenas (Best Actor & Best Buddy Act (shared with co-star Jamie Foxx)), as well as a Best Villain award for Samuel Jackson.

5 Awards – John Carter

Reviled as one of the worst box office bombs in history, John Carter received notable appreciation from the voters, including a Most Underrated Film Award and Best Visual Effects.  They also noted the terribly mismanaged marketing campaign that helped lead to it’s box office disaster with a “Stevey Seagull” Award for Greatest Movie Monstrosity of the Year.

4 Awards - Battleship

Yes, the nonsensical film ostensibly based on the cheesy board game unsurprisingly turned out to be the most reviled film of the year, earning both Worst Film and Worst Actor & Worst Actress (shared with Snow White and the Huntsman) Awards, and, along with John Carter, likely derailing Taylor Kitsch’s career for years to com.

Below are links to the section listings of all Categories for Award Nominations and Winners

 

The 32nd SILVER LENAS Movie Awards

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Mar 012013
 

Back in the pulp fiction age, many writers were required to work at sometimes incredible rates of proliferation, often the best would polish off one or two novels a month (and on manual typewriters as well(!)). This is kind of where I’ve found myself over the past several months, finishing a 5th in 7 months a week ago, polishing up the third in a steampunk trilogy and starting a cyberpunk style work a few days ago. The fact is, I’ve long admired the great pulp writers who often managed to put together rather impressive prose even under some pretty strict timeframes (Norvell Page, the main writer for The Spider being my favorite.)

So, last month I mentioned that I was commissioned to write a novel out of my own imagination, no preconditions on genre, theme (although the client did want snappy chapter titles. How did this go? Well, for one, it ended up being somewhat longer than I’d originally expected, but still within the range requested. Sometimes I do have so many things happening in a story, filling it out tends to grow things out. This is opposed to padding, which many authors are won’t to do (as thick books are the style of the age). As far as I am concerned, everything I put in a book is necessary to the plot, character development, world building. Yes, things happen on a regular basis to keep the reader surfing along. And the client’s reaction?

“Finally a real writer. A.A. is the best and you will get his best writing when you give him project in his strongest area. Will hire again for all projects.”

And added about writing the sequel for the story:

“Thank you, will start with they next book in 2 weeks time, start putting it together.”

Cool, eh?

For more, go to my ghostwriting website: thenewscifi.com/ghostwriter

Feb 262013
 

AdeleSkyfallAdele’s contribution to the Bond theme catalog has the Silver Lenas voters in a bit of a bind.  While they clearly loved the tune (likely for it’s classic Shirley Bassey feel and use of the Bond theme’s progression throughout), they were also clearly put off by aspects of it (likely Adele’s lack of lyrical imagination – Skyfall is mentioned a somewhat excessive 15 times over the course of the song, and man that is a lot.)  Interestingly enough, Taylor Swift’s, Safe and Sound, from The Hunger Games also earned a similar mixed response from the voters this year.

Skyfall’s nominations are listed below:

Best Original Song – The Hunger Games
Worst Song – The Hunger Games

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Feb 262013
 

paranormanThe stop-motion horror-comedy film was the most lauded animated film this year, garnering 8 nominations.  ParaNorman earned not only A Coolest Film nomination, but one for Best Original Screenplay, 2 Best Animated Character noms and the consideration for it possibly being the Most Underrated Film of the year.

Coolest Film
Best Original Screenplay
 – Chris Butler
Best Original Music – John Brion
Best Animated Character (Lead) - Norman
Best Animated Character (Supporting) - Neil
Best Credit Sequence(s)
Best Vehicle
Most Underrated Film

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Feb 262013
 

The YA book trilogy phenomenonhungergames that didn’t suck (multiple metaphors there), 2012’s adaptation of The Hunger Games, garnered a solid 10 nominations this year, most of them quite positive.  The film scored a Best Supporting Actress nom and several in the technical/artistic categories, such as Best Costumes, Best Food (natch) as well as  a The Michelle Yeoh Award For Best FightingThe voters, however had mixed feelings about Safe and Sound the movie’s theme song, not to mention star Jennifer Lawrence’s trouble being a part of a convincing screen couple here (in contrast to her nomination with Bradley Cooper for Silver Linings Playbook).

The Hunger Games nominations are listed below:

Best Supporting Actress – Elizabeth Banks
Coolest Actress – Jennifer Lawrence
Best Adapted Screenplay – Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins & Billy Ray
Best Original Song
– Safe and Sound
Best Costumes
Best Hats

Best Food
The Michelle Yeoh Award For Best Fighting
Least Convincing Screen Couple
 - Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson
Worst Song – Safe and Sound

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